Friday, 14 December 2012

Oh Shit, Not Again! Book Review

Oh Shit! Not Again! Not another crude book about sex by an Indian author!

When I saw the book mom had bought, I was pretty sure it was going to be hilarious. Why? Because the illustration was funny.

"Have you ever experienced what happens when a porn movie is mistakenly played in front of your grandma and the CD player refuses to stop?


Have you ever experienced what happens when mixture of vodka and soft drink is served to hundreds of people gathered for a party?

Have you ever experienced what happens when a boy is kicked in the groin by a girl when he attempts to kiss her?

Have you ever experienced what happens when a college-going student has an affair with a married woman whose husband carts a gun?

Have you ever experienced what happens when you are conspired into a murder that you had merely witnessed?

Welcome to hilarious story of five friends named Raj (the flirt chap), Arti (the sweet female lead), Andy (the creepy leader), and Sam (the biggest problem of Raj's messed up life). These people can answer all the above questions in this fun tickling novel.Are you ready to experience the roller coaster ride of events? If yes, then sit back and enjoy!" 

Enjoy?? ENJOY?!?! Enjoy my *cough* butt. This is one of the worst books I've ever read. It's another book written  crudely about sex, porn and boobies. And ofcourse, only an Indian can write it. Don't get me wrong... India has some AMAZING authors and at the same time there are authors with not even one creative bone in their body and only know how to write crude, yucky and gross porn books. 
I mean seriously! I don't want to know how the protagonist of Oh Shit! Not Again! introduces one of his friend's granny to porn. But this scene was way better than the ones where we get to know how the protagonist and his friend Sam wait outside windows waiting for their neighbour to throw used condoms out and then picking them up and putting it in his pocket. The protagonist dates a girl, falls in love with another woman who mind you, is married and has a daughter but is not happy in her marriage, and then kisses his cousin and grabs her breast and gets kicked in the groin. 
And seriously, which sane person mixes sex pills meant to arouse you, in soft drinks and gives them to hundreds of people at a party? and the next scene as predicted, is about how all the men are sporting humps and women get horny. And then the protagonist himself sports one and his girlfriend discovers it and draws all attention towards it. Enter next scene which shows how the protagonist had barely touched it before he spurt all over the place stinking it up.  Seriously?
The author warned his readers "BEWARE! YOU WILL DIE LAUGHING". Yeah right!  

The author tries his best to mix love and teenage (not really teenage) woes and horniness all in one book only to get one big bowl of messed up shit. Sorry Mr. Mandar Kokate for saying this but your book was HORRIBLE. Better luck in your next one! 

So if you guys are thinking of buying it, Please DON'T!! It's a complete waste of 150 bucks. 

Overall rating - TT/♥♥♥♥

[ TT - Truly Terrible ; ♥ - poor ; ♥♥ - average; ♥♥♥ - good ; ♥♥♥♥ - outstanding]

1 comment:

  1. Dear Sir/Madam,

    I am the great Indian righter and am pleased to inform you that I am another entrant contributing to the plethora of useful and profound fiction that is being churned by so many talented Indian writers who have taken the bowels out of the vowels and are interested in expressing themselves by any means possible.

    Now that the big publishers have also pandered to this molestation of the language, I take delight in telling you that my book based on my true life incident titled, "I HAD TOO MANY LOVE STORIES. NOW I AM DECLARED MENTAL IN 2 STATES" is already a self-proclaimed internationally national best seller.

    Please be kind as to review the same.



    I am in anticipation, for ever and ever,



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