Birthday Bumps: Nick Needs a Kick (Not really)

So yeah, procrastination. Pretty big a word right? Yeah, that’s like my middle name. I’m the biggest procrastinator in this world.

Why am I, like the biggest procrastinator in this world you ask?

Well, apart from NOT updating my blog, I’ve also put off making a card I’d promised my bestie for his birthday… Last year.
Yeah, I’m a horrible person.
Now, being the lazy bum I am, I decided not to make him a conventional card. I’m going to write about him on my blog.

So Nick, Sweetie, this one’s for you.

A rant against romance

As a teen I loved… LOVED Mills and Boons. All that romance, passion, love and of course, for the more hormonal side of me – Coitus, as Sheldon Cooper refers to it. Recently, one of my friends dropped off a whole bag of Mills and Boons and as I sat reading all of them I couldn’t help but notice how alike all of them were. So I took a pen and a book and vented out my frustration. And I will rewrite my musings for you.

The beach! THE BEACH!

So a few days... Ok months back, I decided (as I always do) that it was about time I lose weight. So my cousin and I decided to drown our calories in the ocean. Everyday, day after day, tirelessly we walked to the beach and came up with a very fun way to lose weight. Instead of walking on the foot paths why don't we just  walk in the water.

Special Children and India

They say India is on it's way to become a super power... But can a country be a super power when people don't understand disabilities? A special child in India is usually knows as 'retarded' - "He's mentally retarded" or sometimes they're called even worse. 

Using the word 'retarded' is derogatory. Such children are special children. Even though they can't speak or are totally dependent on people, God has sent them into this world for a reason.

Welcome To India

“Welcome to India where the cows eat hay,
and we drive auto-rickshaws every day,
Goat meats, yummy sweets, wild monkeys roaming,
The roosters don't crow till five in the morning!”

- MC Vikram and Luda Krishna

It's official!

Two Hours ago:
ABC's status update:
Math is a bitch!

Me: How can you call it a bitch? You treat math like a bitch and hence it's a bitch.


Two hours later:

Me: MATH IS A BITCH!

Yup! I'm harried! Board preparations suck! :(

FREAKAZOID FASHION

THE LATEST FREAKAZOID FASHION BY... ME! 

And I'm BACK!! :D
This time I'm going to tell you how you can manage to salvage your poor broken glasses...
Just so you know... Everything's tried and tested....

Beat Those Rules At Their Own Game!

WARNING -  Follow the advice at your own risk. If you're kicked out or made to run rounds in your playground, the author is not to be blamed.

NOTE 1 - Everything is tried and tested.

NOTE 2- Before all hell breaks loose in my house I would like to clarify the fact that the statement given by mom has been fabricated... By me.

My smelly, un-pally neighbours

Hmm.... so it all started one day with my family shifting into a new apartment. A small one... and I STILL HATE IT!! OK... well not hate... detest? I can give a whole list of things I hate about it.... A few are...

• The small space
• The obnoxious owner
• The good for nothing watchman... who keeps drinking and makes his wife do all the work! DISGUSTING!

Can you trust friends with a guy?

NOTE: All material in this post is entirely the work of the author's imagination! Any RESEMBELENCE to people... Dead or Alive ( Though if they're dead does it really matter that much? Maybe it does... orelse they wouldn't be writing it!) is pure coincidence (or maybe not... you can call it fate or destiny...or blah blah and blah)!

So... 

Let's start at the very beginning... A very good place to start... Have you ever heard that song? It's a nice song from an olddddddddd movie 'The Sound of Music'... The writer of this song sure knew what he or she was talking about... The starting... er... the beginning is always a good place to start... So lets go there...

Love, Love and Love... When it's between two best friends!

It's awkward when your best friend dates your best friend.

Confused?

 What I mean is - It's an awkward situation when your best friend dates your other best friend. 

Love in this world is weird... OK... Love in this New generational world is weird. ( ps -Does the word generational even exist?) or new generation love is weird.

Love defined by the ‘older’ generation is something like this … “Love is trust. It is a commitment to ONE person only. You can’t be in two minds about it. It is accepting a person the way he or she is.”